"I want to tell my fans that you guys are ichi-ban and my inspiration. I love the way you guys are so quiet so I can hear my trainer in the corner. I will try to do the slam just for you. Please start buying my t-shirts and my toys and everytime you see me give a brother $20. I'm working on improving my skills to you can see more smack downs. Jesus loves us all. We're all brothers and sisters, no matter how we look. And I love you all. Support the black man!"
Pride Fighting Championships:
How is your training/ preparation for the Middleweight Grand Prix going?
It's very different this time. Training for the first round, I am milking bulls and walking cows and breeding octopususes so they can have little octopi. I'm also teaching little bunny rabbits to hop backwards with their hands up (Muay Thai style).
Pride:
In your last fight against Murilo "Ninja" Rua at PRIDE 29 "Fists of Fire," it seemed like you had no energy during and after the match.
My first impression is that he is from Brazil and he speaks Portuguese. And also he fought in Bushido. Sometimes he also passes gas when he's fighting.
Pride:
Out of his (Shogun's) techniques, what are you most cautious about?
I want to tell my fans that you guys are ichi-ban and my inspiration. I love the way you guys are so quiet so I can hear my trainer in the corner. I will try to do the slam just for you. Please start buying my t-shirts and my toys and everytime you see me give a brother $20. I'm working on improving my skills to you can see more smack downs. Jesus loves us all. We're all brothers and sisters, no matter how we look. And I love you all. Support the black man!